Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.