Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Sarcastic Quote: Light travels faster than sound. This is...

Submitted by: Jinny
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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Sarcastic Quote: Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they...

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
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Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Sarcastic Quote: Silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa.
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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

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Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth
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People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Sarcastic Quote: People say that laughter is the best...

Submitted by: sarcasticness
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Sarcastic Quote: I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But...

Submitted by: Bubbles
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Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Sarcastic Quote: Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes...

Submitted by: Shawnelly
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You go girl! And don’t come back.

Sarcastic Quote: You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni
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That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Sarcastic Quote: That is the ugliest top Ive ever...

Submitted by: Robina
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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Sarcastic Quote: Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against...

Submitted by: katsumi
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