Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!
Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.
You go girl! And don’t come back.
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”