Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.
You go girl! And don’t come back.
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.