Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Sarcastic Quote: Light travels faster than sound. This is...

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Submitted by: Jinny

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

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Submitted by: sarcasticness

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: Robina

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi
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