Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

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1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.

Submitted by: Winnie Cheptoris

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
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