Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza

1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.

Submitted by: Winnie Cheptoris

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Submitted by: Angel Geo
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