Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.
1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.