Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Bully: And what are you going to do about it?
Me: Nothing, but if you don’t do something about that attitude, you may get stuck.

Submitted by: Harry Fisher

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. I dug my way up from hell.

Submitted by: Christ

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza

1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.

Submitted by: Winnie Cheptoris

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Sarcastic Quote: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles
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