Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

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181. mimi wrote on 13 June, 2010, 13:49
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Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
182. supladito wrote on 14 June, 2010, 14:02
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You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !
183. mewntx wrote on 16 June, 2010, 6:15
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Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
184. ninja wrote on 18 June, 2010, 11:07
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Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
185. kallie 123 wrote on 20 June, 2010, 0:03
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I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
186. sarcastiktik Boom wrote on 24 June, 2010, 16:11
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So are you single?….- For you? No.

Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)

(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.

..statement -I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response-Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
187. OMGOSH ITS ME! wrote on 29 June, 2010, 3:23
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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
188. nicolw wrote on 6 July, 2010, 3:27
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If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask stupid questions!
189. anonymous wrote on 23 July, 2010, 15:12
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Describe sarcasm: BETSY is the answer, when i see you,,it describes what it really means….
190. Alan Du wrote on 25 July, 2010, 16:29
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Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
191. tay! wrote on 25 July, 2010, 17:32
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I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.
192. stop_bing_me wrote on 28 July, 2010, 15:19
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I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
193. John Edwards wrote on 29 July, 2010, 20:18
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Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
194. Armine wrote on 31 July, 2010, 18:16
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Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!
195. Grover wrote on 9 August, 2010, 18:22
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Me: What’s wrong? Are you NEW!
You: Right outta the package…
196. Jub Jub wrote on 14 August, 2010, 21:09
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Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did i ask you where the clock was!?”
197. anthony rebello wrote on 21 August, 2010, 18:16
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I Am Really Sarcastic. Just Kidding!!!
198. Kurt wrote on 23 August, 2010, 8:43
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You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
199. carlos wrote on 24 August, 2010, 22:39
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Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
200. Lillo wrote on 25 August, 2010, 3:05
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Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… are you wearing it for Halloween?