Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

344 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 181. supladito wrote on 14 June, 2010

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  You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !
• 182. mewntx wrote on 16 June, 2010

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  Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
• 183. ninja wrote on 18 June, 2010

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  Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
• 184. kallie 123 wrote on 20 June, 2010

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  I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
• 185. sarcastiktik Boom wrote on 24 June, 2010

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  So are you single?….- For you? No.

  Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)

  (When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.

  ..statement -I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response-Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
• 186. OMGOSH ITS ME! wrote on 29 June, 2010

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  Text : Hey, you up??!!
  Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
• 187. nicolw wrote on 6 July, 2010

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  If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
• 188. anonymous wrote on 23 July, 2010

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  Describe sarcasm: BETSY is the answer, when i see you,,it describes what it really means….
• 189. Alan Du wrote on 25 July, 2010

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  Mom: Is that cake delicious?
  You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
• 190. tay! wrote on 25 July, 2010

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  I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.
• 191. stop_bing_me wrote on 28 July, 2010

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  I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
• 192. John Edwards wrote on 29 July, 2010

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  Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
• 193. Armine wrote on 31 July, 2010

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  Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!
• 194. Grover wrote on 9 August, 2010

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  Me: What’s wrong? Are you NEW!
  You: Right outta the package…
• 195. Jub Jub wrote on 14 August, 2010

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  Me- “What time is it?”
  You- “There’s a clock right there.”
  Me- “Did i ask you where the clock was!?”
• 196. anthony rebello wrote on 21 August, 2010

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  I Am Really Sarcastic. Just Kidding!!!
• 197. Kurt wrote on 23 August, 2010

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  You: “Are you kidding me?”
  Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
• 198. carlos wrote on 24 August, 2010

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  Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
  Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
• 199. Lillo wrote on 25 August, 2010

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  Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
  Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… are you wearing it for Halloween?
• 200. chellaki wrote on 26 August, 2010

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  Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.