Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 10

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Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title

*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

Submitted by: FAX_and_MANG

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock

Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown
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