Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!

You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

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