Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..