Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Sarcastic Quote: I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond...

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A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis

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