Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 10

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha
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Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize
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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare
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Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler
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We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer
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SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE
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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear
79

Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?

Submitted by: wolf77
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That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…

Submitted by: Sfiesta
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You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah
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You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit
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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
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Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
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It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
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Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name
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Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
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You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)

Submitted by: SR
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Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle
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I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim
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Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt
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You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101
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Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael
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A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis

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