Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.