Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.