Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 10

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Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
You: No. I know I’m the Game!

Submitted by: Sully Suliman
30

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel
50

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
27

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha
31

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha
24

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize
25

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare
33

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler
21

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer
39

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE
23

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear
81

Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?

Submitted by: wolf77
31

That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…

Submitted by: Sfiesta
23

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah
39

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit
32

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
29

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
17

It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S
35

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
48

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name
31

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
58

You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)

Submitted by: SR
61

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
31

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle
24

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

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