Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah

My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

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