Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.