Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 10
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
You almost made me cry but then you left.
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.