Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 10
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.