I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Awww that`s so cute! you actually think I care…
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
You: I don’t understand this. Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder? You: A ladder for what? Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Are you going to school tomorrow? Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Teacher asked why are you late? Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego. I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot. Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it. I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Person: Go to hell You: As long as you won’t be there
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
You’re so cheap. Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner? Person 2: Food.
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