Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…