Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

Submitted by: Ylime Eyaf Steehs

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

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