Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.