Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Life’s good, you should get one.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?