Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12

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Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
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