Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12

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Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.

Submitted by: John Smith
81

You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.

Submitted by: Karen
84

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya
64

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
71

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne
31

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

Submitted by: Anei
59

Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

Submitted by: levannah
55

Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin
73

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim
61

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
39

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve
107

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker
57

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma
40

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

Submitted by: qinyuan
48

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole
67

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley
33

Tell me .. Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.
217

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook
54

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
40

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.

Submitted by: J smith
87

You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…

Submitted by: brn
85

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
115

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda
194

You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.

Submitted by: magda
137

Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.

Submitted by: joybananas

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