Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?

Submitted by: roisy

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia

My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”

Submitted by: DrWhatver

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
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You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder

Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.

Submitted by: Victoria

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77

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