Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12

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People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Submitted by: sarcasticness
272

Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.

Submitted by: Anonymous
186

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
116

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

Submitted by: he
130

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1
98

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
104

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni
239

Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!

Submitted by: 6
322

60% of the time, it works everytime!!

Submitted by: Chris
193

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin
260

Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management

Submitted by: Lily :)
167

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
129

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

Submitted by: Rhyza
172

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy
202

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
401

Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)

Submitted by: Stefana
158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
412

“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

Submitted by: Jamie
102

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa.
81

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Submitted by: Franzeska
145

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Submitted by: Carina Aly Ceara
123

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Submitted by: PlayMisty4Me
214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
208

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike
156

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Submitted by: hachi"s girl
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
184

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
127

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone
273

So, this is where our diligence has led?

Submitted by: therandomone
139

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel

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