Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
No sh*t Sherlock!
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”