Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

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