Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Tell me .. Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.