Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.