Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.