Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook
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