Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.