Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
No sh*t Sherlock!
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”