Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 12
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge