Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.