Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!
I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!
I’m married but it’s not serious.
Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.
One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.