Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.