Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 13

133

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff
78

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Submitted by: jia-di
404

Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.

Submitted by: Rachh.
239

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2
281

When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.

Submitted by: Mizz Breezy
219

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
96

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: Robina
219

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa
157

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth
371

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle
190

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

Submitted by: steph
336

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Submitted by: Marie
264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
188

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi
251

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly
4

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

5

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

3

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

6

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

7

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

7

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

6

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

5

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

7

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

4

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

8

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

3

If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

3

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.


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