Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

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