Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown

One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

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