Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?