Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 13
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.
My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.
When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.