Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.