Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109

I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.

Submitted by: Sir Custac

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit

Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin

Copyright © 2006-2016 - All rights reserved. Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote