Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”