Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!