Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown

One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

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