Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 13

75

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi
48

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Roberto
43

You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.

Submitted by: Emily
65

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

Submitted by: kiran
163

You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?

Submitted by: lacey
91

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha
130

You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari
92

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb
232

Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?

Submitted by: Tracy Johnson
89

Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Submitted by: Amanda
108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
310

Dont you need a license to be that ugly?

Submitted by: Jeet
216

Away is where you should go.

Submitted by: Luci
274

Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.

Submitted by: HappinessIzOvr8d
282

I am Modest…………… And proud of it.

Submitted by: Sanaa
182

Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?
Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.
Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.

Submitted by: WaffleLover
88

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny
63

Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.

Submitted by: Chantel
92

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme
114

Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”

Submitted by: Rhia
88

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Submitted by: NESSA
127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
298

You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”

Submitted by: Melanieeee=) haa!!
186

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin
74

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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