Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”