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Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

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Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx

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DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.

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People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

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Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?

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I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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Someone asked me: Are your hair naturally red???
I replied: “No I soak my hair every night in the blood of my enemies”.

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I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

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Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

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Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

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Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

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Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

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Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

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I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”

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You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…

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