Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 13
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
Away is where you should go.
Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.
I am Modest…………… And proud of it.
Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?
Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.
Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
You sound better with your mouth closed.