Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
You sound better with your mouth closed.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?