Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.