Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?