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Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

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Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

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If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

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You sound better with your mouth closed.

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You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hell is afraid I’ll take over.”

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My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

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I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

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You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

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You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes are closed.

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Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

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Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

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>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Stopping…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

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Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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