Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Sarcastic Quote: I am busy right now, can I...

Submitted by: Franzeska
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Submitted by: jia-di

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Sarcastic Quote: Well my imaginary friend thinks you have...

Submitted by: hachi"s girl
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If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

Submitted by: Rhyza

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Sarcastic Quote: I’m not listening, but keep talking. I...

Submitted by: Carina Aly Ceara
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Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

Submitted by: steph

Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

Sarcastic Quote: Police pulls over a speeding car ;...

Submitted by: levannah
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Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”

Submitted by: Rhia

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Submitted by: PlayMisty4Me

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff

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