Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Submitted by: PlayMisty4Me

You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.

Submitted by: Emily

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.

Submitted by: J smith

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff

Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.

Submitted by: Chantel

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone
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Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

Submitted by: he

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Submitted by: Anonymous

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

Submitted by: Anei

You sound better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: Crissy

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Submitted by: NESSA

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Submitted by: Idann

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