Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
Tell me .. Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!