Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…