Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2


No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR

Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Submitted by: vasso

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Sarcastic Quote: Tell me… Is being stupid a profession...

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Submitted by: katx.

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Submitted by: hachi"s girl

Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”

Submitted by: Rhia

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Submitted by: Carina Aly Ceara

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Roberto

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Submitted by: PlayMisty4Me

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden

You sound better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: Crissy

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

Submitted by: kiran

>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

Submitted by: jo-c

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Submitted by: NESSA

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni

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