Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2
Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Life’s good, you should get one.
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.