Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
Find your patience before I lose mine.
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?