Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…