Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
You sound better with your mouth closed.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…