Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”