Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?