Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3

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You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

Submitted by: qinyuan

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

Submitted by: kiran

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole

>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

Submitted by: jo-c

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Roberto

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

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