Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3

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My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy
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9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

Submitted by: Patience
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Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres
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I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana
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Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea
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You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
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Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill
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Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown
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Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia
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I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
- Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee
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It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia
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And who told you you were intelligent?????

Submitted by: gilda
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Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter
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Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison
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3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
Me:…
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.
You:…

Submitted by: Shelby
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Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.

Submitted by: ScissorLuv
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Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
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I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.

Submitted by: Rob
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I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica
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You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao
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You think you’re so smart?
- No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl
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I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella
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People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras
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How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

Submitted by: Joseph Z
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Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

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