Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You’re unique just like everyone else!