Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3

Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.

Submitted by: Chantel

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.

Submitted by: Emily

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.

Submitted by: J smith

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

Submitted by: he

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
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