Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
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See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Submitted by: Angel Geo

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
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My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

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