Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Find your patience before I lose mine.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”