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I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

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You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

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I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

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Please don’t interupt me when I’m ignoring you.

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You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

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If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

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I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright

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See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

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Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

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A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
– Calvin and Hobbes

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Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

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Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

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Find your patience before I lose mine.

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That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

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