Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.