Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”