I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?! Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
Question: Do you know who I am???? Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
You: OMG did you just fall.? Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
Please don’t interupt me when I’m ignoring you.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
See this hand? It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Sitting in the cinema Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that? Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
A boy is hammering nails onto the table: Mom: What are you doing?! The boy: Is that a trick question? – Calvin and Hobbes
Yawn… oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Find your patience before I lose mine.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
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