Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

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Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris
19

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
19

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
4

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR
27

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish
17

You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson
13

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni
11

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
7

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri
33

Are you asleep??? Nope

Submitted by: Cns
15

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder
30

I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

Submitted by: Chlojho
40

Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!

Submitted by: d
21

You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.

Submitted by: Chris
13

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith
14

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel
18

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek
16

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek
34

I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.

Submitted by: Lupita
19

You’re almost funny.

Submitted by: ironlung
33

You: May I see the salt please
Me: See it

Submitted by: Tiffany
27

Person 1: Have you heard the news?
Person 2: No, but I will if you tell me.

Submitted by: pinchME
15

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff
8

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt
12

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE
23

Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.

Submitted by: Allison
27

I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.

Submitted by: cheyenne
12

I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.

Submitted by: danielle
9

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie
23

I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.

Submitted by: Gabriel Silva

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