Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.