Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana

>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Stopping…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

Submitted by: jo-c

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
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If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

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