Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?