Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Submitted by: Angel Geo

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
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My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

Submitted by: FAX_and_MANG

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy

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