Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?