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You’re unique just like everyone else!

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Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

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*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

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Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

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Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

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The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.

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What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

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Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

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Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

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My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

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I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

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You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

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Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

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3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

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You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

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You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

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If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

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I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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