Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

12

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself
5

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
8

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
9

- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
- Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous
5

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya
8

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris
16

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
10

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
14

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory
21

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL?
17

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris
17

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
16

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
3

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR
25

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish
13

You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson
12

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni
9

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
6

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri
28

Are you asleep??? Nope

Submitted by: Cns
12

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder
27

I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

Submitted by: Chlojho
33

Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!

Submitted by: d
20

You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.

Submitted by: Chris
12

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

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