Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

Submitted by: Anei

You sound better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: Crissy

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Submitted by: NESSA

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor

Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Submitted by: Amanda

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Submitted by: Anonymous

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Submitted by: Idann

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