Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

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I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella
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People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras
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How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

Submitted by: Joseph Z
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Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G
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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G
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Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself
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Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
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Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
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- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous
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You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya
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You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris
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Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
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You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
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Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory
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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL?
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Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris
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Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
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This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
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No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR
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You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish
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You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson
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Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni
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Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
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Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri
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Are you asleep??? Nope

Submitted by: Cns

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