Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE

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