Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
- Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!
You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Are you asleep??? Nope
I’m married but it’s not serious.
I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.
Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!
You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.