Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
You sound better with your mouth closed.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?