Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee

>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Stopping…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

Submitted by: jo-c

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl

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