Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Find your patience before I lose mine.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something