Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.