Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.