Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

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Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

Submitted by: vera lemon
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I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo
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Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

Submitted by: Abhay
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Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Golda Meir

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Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
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I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me
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It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S
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*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

Submitted by: FAX_and_MANG
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Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi
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A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis
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I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
6

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

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Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
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Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi
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Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
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The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
186

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

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He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
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You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
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There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
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We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

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If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

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