Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4

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Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1
17

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109
18

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James
58

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma
12

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel
21

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki
10

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella
40

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon
32

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha
18

I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
18

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf
24

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear
140

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel
27

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja
36

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx
50

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
43

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE
172

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy
92

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme
11

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

Submitted by: vera lemon
22

Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

Submitted by: Abhay
17

It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S
29

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
26

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi

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