Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?