Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.