Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
[Damn not given]
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.