Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.