Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.