Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Submitted by: vasso

You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

Submitted by: SR

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos


Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

Submitted by: vera lemon

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock

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