Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
Find your patience before I lose mine.
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?