Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Submitted by: Angel Geo

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

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