Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.