Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5

20

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
77

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi
14

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole
7

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

29

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown
14

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha
21

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
11

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter
37

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title
36

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
35

A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis
20

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
12

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
17

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
7

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

4

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

3

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

29

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
188

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
7

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

37

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
41

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c
7

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

86

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
15

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

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