Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
- Victor Borge
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.