Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!