Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.