Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.