Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Golda Meir
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”