Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
- Victor Borge
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?