Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5

18

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me
75

Yawn…
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi
29

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
11

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole
34

A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis
26

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi
6

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

7

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter
10

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
36

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
7

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

13

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha
19

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
20

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
186

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
3

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

7

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

35

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
40

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
20

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
11

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya
32

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
50

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
3

If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

7

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.


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