Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5

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I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title
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You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
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Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle
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A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis
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“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

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Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi
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A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
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If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
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We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
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You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
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The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
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You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha
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If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
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The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

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