Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5

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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
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“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

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The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
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There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
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You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya
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*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

Submitted by: FAX_and_MANG
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Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi
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You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha
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If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
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He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
- Victor Borge

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If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
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Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

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If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

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A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole
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Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
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The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
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WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

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