Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
Life’s good, you should get one.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
And who told you you were intelligent?????
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?