Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
And who told you you were intelligent?????
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.
Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.
I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?