Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

Submitted by: Joseph Z

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm

– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL?

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish

You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

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