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Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

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Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

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Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

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WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

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Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

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Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

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Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

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Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

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Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

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You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

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If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

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Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

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You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

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You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

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About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

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