Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee

It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia

And who told you you were intelligent?????

Submitted by: gilda

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison

3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
Me:…
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.
You:…

Submitted by: Shelby

Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.

Submitted by: ScissorLuv

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel

I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.

Submitted by: Rob

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

Submitted by: Joseph Z

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