Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo
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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha

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