Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.