Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac

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