Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.