Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.