Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
Life’s good, you should get one.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.