Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Life’s good, you should get one.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.