Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac

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