Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.