Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something