Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
- Golda Meir
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”