Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme
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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki
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Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

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