Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8

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Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Submitted by: vasso
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Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat
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Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer
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Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii
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Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii
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Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?

Submitted by: Ryan
15

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf
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You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.

Submitted by: Shadowfairy1996
49

I can’t help you but I really care about you.

Submitted by: pinkpurple
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Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!

Submitted by: werner
63

Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?

Submitted by: Yewizy
20

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey
41

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!
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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette
14

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant
45

Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.

Submitted by: Camilo Iribarren
20

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong
19

Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

Submitted by: Abhay
60

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

Submitted by: Dannie
64

Aha… And I care how?

Submitted by: Monika
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex
94

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC
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Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic
27

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

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