Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad
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This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

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