Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.