Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: michelle

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos

Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Submitted by: GaiaGadzook

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109

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