Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8

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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

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