Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.