Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
You: Are you sleeping? Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?” Me: ” I don’t know.” You: “We should go as each other!” Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
Person 1: You are so cool! Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
After being cut off mid sentence: I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Look at you, you’re in perfect shape…for a circle.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Here’s my cup of care. Oh look it’s empty.
Bro: Did you see my pen? Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says … B: “Are you reading?” A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Text: You awake??? Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake… 5 minutes later… Text: Are you awake yet?
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
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