Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!
You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Are you asleep??? Nope
I’m married but it’s not serious.
I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.
Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!
You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!