Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
You: Are you sleeping? Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?” Me: ” I don’t know.” You: “We should go as each other!” Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
Person 1: You are so cool! Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
After being cut off mid sentence: I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Look at you, you’re in perfect shape…for a circle.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Here’s my cup of care. Oh look it’s empty.
Bro: Did you see my pen? Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says … B: “Are you reading?” A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Text: You awake??? Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake… 5 minutes later… Text: Are you awake yet?
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
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