Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish

You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

Are you asleep??? Nope

Submitted by: Cns

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder

I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

Submitted by: Chlojho

Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!

Submitted by: d

You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.

Submitted by: Chris

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek

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