Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.