Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.