Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”