Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.