Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.
You’re almost funny.
You: May I see the salt please
Me: See it
Person 1: Have you heard the news?
Person 2: No, but I will if you tell me.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.
I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?