Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.