Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.