Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8

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I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica
15

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me
20

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat
11

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

28

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
12

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill
12

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
32

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle
6

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

6

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

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Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt
11

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison
156

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis
17

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G
17

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff
6

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

31

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
11

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan
56

Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin
15

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
67

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley
27

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt
29

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
37

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim
39

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael

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