Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8

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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle
157

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken
16

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica
14

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard
31

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
12

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison
18

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
14

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
157

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis
31

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
6

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

17

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
19

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)
56

Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin
39

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael
23

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G
14

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
67

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley
17

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
27

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt
38

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim
7

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

12

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt
27

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
97

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

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