Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 8

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I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek
5

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle
11

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

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There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
18

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda
14

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica
12

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
156

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis
15

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me
6

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

6

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

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Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff
10

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan
12

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
6

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

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Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin
67

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

Submitted by: Kelley
11

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
27

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt
31

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
37

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim
39

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael
22

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
20

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

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