Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 13

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

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I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?

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Drink and think but don’t think and drink

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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

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I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

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Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..

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Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

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The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

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Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

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I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

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I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…

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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

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I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
– Jim Carrey

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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

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When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

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