In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
Drink and think but don’t think and drink
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Drink like a fish. Smoke like a chimney.. Tomorrow is another day..
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is: When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
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