Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Life is better when you are drunk.

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee on December 25, 2012

Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…

Submitted by: Shelbz on March 3, 2008

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London on October 21, 2011

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Submitted by: jesseyeca on August 18, 2010

I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B. on April 29, 2011

God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.

Submitted by: trev on July 21, 2009

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji on March 31, 2010

Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!

Submitted by: me on March 19, 2009

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie on January 20, 2012

You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!

Submitted by: E on March 7, 2010

I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…

Submitted by: yusufali on August 15, 2010

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

Submitted by: Travin on March 28, 2017

Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.

Submitted by: m on June 4, 2008

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