Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly. – Dr T.P.Chia
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity. – Dr T.P.Chia
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity. – Dr T.P.Chia
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, NO PROBLEM!
5 Rules of Alcohol 1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it. 2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka. 3. Tequila changes people. 4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not. 5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Half drunk is waste of money.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
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