Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 3

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

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Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charlie Chaplin

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Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

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Drink triple, see double, and act single.

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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

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A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

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Never drink on an empty head

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Rehab is for quiters

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This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

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You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

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I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.

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The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin

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