You ask if the glass is half empty or half full, I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers Save Water…Drink Beer
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. – Charlie Chaplin
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol Im not as think as you drunk I am He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Never drink on an empty head
Rehab is for quiters
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
People say I have a drinking problem… i have no problem… i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!!
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us. – Benjamin Franklin
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