You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. – Charlie Chaplin
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together! – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C. Fields
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker? Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart Scotch and ice = bad for your brain Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
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