Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish on December 26, 2008

I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill on January 10, 2010

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei on May 6, 2008

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco on August 19, 2009

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels on November 28, 2010
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Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.

Submitted by: jaz on May 20, 2009

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra on June 4, 2008

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot on October 1, 2010

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam on February 26, 2008

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan on January 23, 2008

Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan on April 18, 2008
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Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp on October 16, 2008

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross on January 8, 2013

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

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