When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate. Chip cookies!
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. – Robert Orben
Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.
Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic? When will life give you something delicious? Could life give me Chocolate instead?
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry
It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man. – Miranda Ingram
Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. – Ursula Kohaupt
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Chocolate: A delicious cure for a bad day.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.
Chocolate isn’t a food, it’s a medicine – an anti-depressant.
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
When the world goes against you, a friend and chocolate is all you need.
Chocolate is comfort without words. – Ursula Kohaupt
All I want is: A cup of tea A good book A diamond tiara A chocolate fountain And a talking dog.
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