I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. – Dave Barry
Simply put… everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Will work for chocolate.
Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can’t have. – Nina Sandmann
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
Do not Disturb! Chocolate fantasy in progress.
There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with chocolate.
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food. – Michael Levine
Chocolate is not an addiction it is simply a real necessity.
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. – Sandra Boynton
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
Chocolate: Here today… Gone today!
The secret ingredient is always chocolate.
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. – Sandra Boynton,
What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!
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