Funny Happy Birthday Quotes & Sayings | Birthday Humor

Act your age not your shoe size.

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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

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Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

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You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

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I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

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You aren’t really 60. Just 21 with 39 years experience!

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Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

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At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

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50?! I demand a recount!!

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It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

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Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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