Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine on July 29, 2012

Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha on July 25, 2012

A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.

Submitted by: DaVanDaHooSio on July 16, 2012

A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo on July 16, 2012

The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro on July 14, 2012

I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram on July 4, 2012

Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.

Submitted by: berline joseph on June 28, 2012

A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.

Submitted by: Santam on June 13, 2012

Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Submitted by: Juknow on May 24, 2012

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Submitted by: Jack on May 12, 2012

I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj on April 27, 2012

Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.

Submitted by: Haider on April 19, 2012

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen on April 16, 2012

Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel on April 15, 2012

“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE on April 9, 2012

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