Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Submitted by: =)=)=)=) on November 29, 2013
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles on September 25, 2013
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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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Submitted by: person on February 22, 2010
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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx. on September 19, 2013
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Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather on September 16, 2009
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When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

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Submitted by: Anymonous Chick on March 30, 2010
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Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

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Submitted by: Hanni on February 15, 2009
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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Submitted by: kate on November 26, 2013
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What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

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Submitted by: dilip on February 4, 2010
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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

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Submitted by: Anonymous on December 18, 2009
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No need for insults, your face says it all.

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Submitted by: somebody on February 12, 2010
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If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
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Submitted by: somebody on January 17, 2010
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Your intelligence is my common sense.

Insult Quote: Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil on September 16, 2009
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Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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Submitted by: pnutfan27 on February 14, 2010
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You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

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Submitted by: Wendy on August 4, 2010
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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

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Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx on July 21, 2008
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I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

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Submitted by: Lalee on July 10, 2012
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If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

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Submitted by: Lee on November 7, 2012
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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon on April 18, 2014
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Act your age not your shoe size.

Insult Quote: Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x on May 4, 2010
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It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

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Submitted by: Mr.Knowitall on March 22, 2010
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

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Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan on July 21, 2014
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

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Submitted by: macayla :) on March 11, 2010
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Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

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Submitted by: Craig on January 20, 2010
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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

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Submitted by: andrea on April 4, 2009
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Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

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Submitted by: Diandra on April 20, 2010
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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

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Submitted by: shutup on December 18, 2012
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You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

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Submitted by: KC on May 15, 2010
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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

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Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on May 8, 2014
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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