I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m so hot, What happened to you?
You’re so ugly, you’re the reason why waldo is hiding!
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.
If I were you, I’d keep the makeup on.
Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.
You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail! You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.
I feel dumber just from listening to you.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!
I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins. Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!! Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen. Guy: FAIL!!! Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story. Guy: Will you ever grow a brain? Me: When you stop being ugly.
I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.
I have an attitude problem, to learn more call: 1-800- EAT DIRT
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