You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.
You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail!
You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!
If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.