In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. – Warren Eckstein
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
We all love animals. Why do we call some ‘pets’ and others ‘dinner?’ – K.D. Lang
Man, unlike animals, has never learned that the sole purpose in life is to enjoy it. – Samuel Butler
Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them. – Elvis Presley
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson
I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals. – Brigitte Bardot
The trouble with loving is that pets don’t last long enough and people last too long.
Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. – James Cromwell
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. – Dean Koontz
Our pets are our family. – Ana Monnar
I hate a word like pets: it sounds so much Like something with no living of its own. – Elizabeth Jennings
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.” – Amy Sedaris
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. – Colette
The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.
I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.?” – Jarod Kintz
Four legs good, two legs bad. – George Orwell
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. – Charles M. Schulz
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