Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013
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Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

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Submitted by: AAMIR on April 9, 2009
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Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

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Submitted by: jamz on September 7, 2009
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A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

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Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 16, 2009
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Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

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Submitted by: Ashes on March 22, 2009
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Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

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Submitted by: Jazzie on April 13, 2013
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The best way to quit is to never start.

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Submitted by: burke on September 25, 2013
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Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

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Submitted by: Joel on January 28, 2009
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Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

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I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

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Submitted by: Slick on November 15, 2009
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Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

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Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

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Submitted by: Andy B on January 25, 2013
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Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

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Submitted by: sahil on November 10, 2012
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It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

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Submitted by: blake on November 18, 2010
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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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Submitted by: Gaby Cruz on November 4, 2009
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Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

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If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

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Submitted by: Muhammad Ashfaq on February 8, 2011
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Cancer cures smoking.

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Submitted by: mallikarjun on January 16, 2010
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Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

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Submitted by: Charles Hsieh on November 26, 2013
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Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

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Submitted by: Pavan Kumar on May 18, 2009
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It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

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Submitted by: morgan on September 16, 2013
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Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

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Submitted by: greig on February 3, 2009
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When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

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Submitted by: Lila on May 4, 2009
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To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

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Submitted by: arun on July 31, 2010
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Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

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Submitted by: Rachel on July 19, 2012
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

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I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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Submitted by: pied piper on May 26, 2010
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Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

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Submitted by: Reese Dean on April 11, 2013
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Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

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Submitted by: Benjamin Gabriel. on December 1, 2012
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If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

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Submitted by: goverment on July 4, 2012
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