Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella on May 2, 2010

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick on April 6, 2012

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones on March 19, 2012

Not every person who smoke is bad person, not every person who goes to temple is a good person.

Submitted by: Akash Singh on April 30, 2017

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen on September 14, 2011

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon on July 21, 2009

I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..

Submitted by: SUNIL ... BORN TO WiN... on July 25, 2010

A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

Submitted by: MarkThe Smoker on January 14, 2010

I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

Submitted by: pankaj on November 9, 2011

What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!

Submitted by: Isabel Garcia on August 11, 2010

Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha on March 17, 2012

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ on April 25, 2010

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c on January 21, 2009

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Submitted by: Pritchard on October 28, 2011

Smoking might kill time, sooner than you would want.

Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor on March 31, 2017

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary on July 30, 2011

The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

Submitted by: Mohsin Ali on October 14, 2009

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Submitted by: Vikrant on August 5, 2010

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
2.Smoking, and

Submitted by: sridhar on June 10, 2011

Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

Submitted by: Bwright on September 16, 2011

The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright on September 16, 2011

Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert on December 26, 2009

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo on February 1, 2009

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes on April 21, 2009

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun on July 25, 2011

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI on November 24, 2011

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A on June 16, 2011

You might be a firefighter if you’ve ever smoked and there wasn’t a cigarette in sight.

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema on November 27, 2009

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