The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr. – Will Rogers
The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble. – Richard Nixon
Capital punishment: The income tax. -Jeff Hayes
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. -Erving Goffman
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Taxation without representation is tyranny. – James Otis
The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax. -Raymond C. Scheppach
It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta. – Dave Barry
Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers
I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. – Arthur Godfrey
All taxes discourage something. Why not discourage bad things like pollution rather than good things like working? – Lawrence Summers
Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy. -Steven LaTourette
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness… but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable. – Steve Maraboli
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. – Rush Limbaugh
How much money did you make last year? Mail it in. – Proposed simplified tax form
While some people might find it distasteful to pay taxes, I don’t. I find it patriotic. – Mark Cuban
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