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Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related.
– J.C. Watts, Jr.

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The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
– Jerry Seinfeld

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We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
-Bill Archer

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Capital punishment: The income tax.
-Jeff Hayes

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
– Mark Twain

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.
– Will Rogers

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Taxation without representation is tyranny.
– James Otis

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All taxes discourage something. Why not discourage bad things like pollution rather than good things like working?
– Lawrence Summers

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
– Will Rogers

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It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.
– Dave Barry

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
– Joe E. Lewis

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Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
– Will Rogers

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How much money did you make last year? Mail it in.
– Proposed simplified tax form

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The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach

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I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
– Arthur Godfrey

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Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
-Steven LaTourette

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The problem is not that the people are taxed too little. The problem is that government spends too much.
– Ronald Reagan

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Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.
– Bauvard

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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness… but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable.
– Steve Maraboli

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