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That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Technology changes the quality of life. Technology cannot replace human intelligence.
– Dr T.P.Chia

Life is what happens to you while you’re looking at your smartphone.

The human spirit must prevail over technology.
– Albert Einstein

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Dear cellphone companies, please make a “Unsend my text” option.

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
– Douglas Adams

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
– Karl Marx

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
– Aldous Huxley

When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.
– Catherine Pulsifer

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
– Albert Einstein

AI is awesome until it does your job better than you, for free, instantly. Then, it becomes frightening.
– Alex Hormozi

Science and technology are a propellant for building a thriving country, and the happiness of the people and the future of the country hinge on their development.
– Kim Jong-un

The Internet turned everyone into an entrepreneur.
– Anthony Pompliano

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable.
– Joseph Wood Krutch

If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago, he would’ve thought they were birds or angels from another world.
– Dejan Stojanovic

Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?

The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
– Chetan Bhagat

In Technology, whatever can be done will be done.
– Andrew S. Grov

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that’s O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
– Scott Adams

Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media.
– Katherine Ryan

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.
– Douglas Adams

Technology is everything that doesn’t work yet.
– W. Daniel Hillis

Technological evolution is the result of our own desire to lead a better life.
– R.S. Amblee

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.
– Bill Gates

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
– Albert Einstein

If your consumer app isn’t being used while someone sits on the toilet, it’s probably not going to work.
– Brian Norgard

Technology is cummulative, but wisdom dies with each generation.
– Daniel M. Cobb

It’s hard for them to tell you what they want when they’ve never seen anything remotely like it. Take desktop video editing. I never got one request from someone who wanted to edit movies on his computer. Yet now that people see it, they say, ‘Oh my God, that’s great!’.
– Steve Jobs

Technology doesn’t change people’s basic needs or their natures.
– Priya Ardis

I think it’s brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything; there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I’ve ever seen is called television – but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.
– Steve Jobs

Our technology forces us to live mythically.
– Marshall McLuhan

Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.
– Andrew Heller

AI will rapidly commoditize quantity. Quality will be king (for a window) until it takes that too.
– Alex Hormozi

The most important thing about a technology is how it changes people.
– Jaron Lanier

The things you own end up owning you.
– Brad Pitt

I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.
– Steve Jobs

Technology does not run an enterprise, relationships do.
– Patricia Fripp

Technology… the knack of so arranging the world that we don’t have to experience it.
– Max Frisch

Technology enables us to work every minute of every day from any place on the planet.
– Carl Honore

We often use technology to save time, but increasingly, it either takes the saved time along with it, or makes the saved time less present, intimate and rich. I worry that the closer the world gets to our fingertips, the further it gets from our hearts.
– Jonathan Safran Foer

Technology is anything invented after you were born.
– Alan Kay

I’ll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, I’m here! Under your jacket!

Even with all the science and technology, I still thank the mysterious.
– Brandon A. Trean

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.
– Rollo May

There’s no such thing as technology in the singular, only technologies in the plural.
– John Michael Greer

Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.
– Sergey Brin

Technology should do the hard work so people can do the things that make them the happiest in life.
– Larry Page

Technology changes, but people stay the same.
– Daniel H. Wilson

One of the greatest ironies and perhaps tragedies of our time is when the AIs think that WE are not human.
– Adiela Akoo

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
– Arthur C. Clarke

Ethics change with technology.
– Larry Niven

Do not get obsolete like an old technology, keep innovating yourself.
– Sukant Ratnakar

Every major technological innovation propels humanity forward to the point of no return.
– Newton Lee

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book.
– Northrop Frye

As we go forward, I hope we’re going to continue to use technology to make really big differences in how people live and work.
– Sergey Brin

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.

In this new wave of technology, you can’t do it all yourself, you have to form alliances.
– Carlos Slim

Technology and comfort – having those, people speak of culture, but do not have it.
– Thomas Mann

Technology is need of life.
– Abhinandan Kumar

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
– Erma Bombeck

We live in an age of reproduction. Most of what makes up our personal picture of the world we have never seen with our own eyes-or rather, we’ve seen it with our own eyes, but not on the spot: our knowledge comes to us from a distance, we are televiewers, telehearers, teleknowers.
– Max Frisch

We expect more from technology and less from each other.
– Sherry Turkle

Substitute human error with computer error in a technologically advanced world and we find it is much harder to correct.

Technology to me does two things: it increases the velocity of communication and increases the number of people who can participate. That’s it. That’s really all technology for our entire history has ever done.
– Jack Dorsey

Ubiquitous streaming cameras with remote storage will eventually end almost all physical criminal activities.
– Naval Ravikant

We are not the technology. It should be our – you know, our slave, the technology. But it’s rapidly becoming our master in many areas, I think.
– Prince Charles

So much technology, so little talent.
– Vernor Vinge

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you gifts with one hand, and stabs you in the back with the other.
– C.P. Snow

Technology is going to transform people’s lives and society everywhere in the world. I spend most of my time studying new technologies. My main task is to understand what’s going on and try to see where we can fit in.
– Carlos Slim

Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience.
– Allan Lokos

No sooner a new gadget is invented than a better one replaces it!
– Boghos L. Artinian

In terms of technological progress,the public is slower than focus group.
– Toba Beta

Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don’t let them replace you in your family.

Technology is a goddamn bully.
– Scott Cherney

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
– Ambrose Bierce

Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl

Fiction is empathy technology.
– Steven Pinker

You: Stares at a blue light emitting screen all day. Never gets sunlight. Sleeps 6 hours a night. Never meditates. Does not pre-allocate your time. Also you: “Why can’t I focus on anything for more than 20 minutes?”

Only technology evolves.
– Dale Lotreck

The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it!
– Ansel Adams

We live through sound and light-through our technologies.
– Lidia Yuknavitch

My number one piece of advice is: you should learn how to program.
– Mark Zuckerberg

If you had all the world’s information directly attached to your brain, or an artificial brain that was smarter than your brain, you’d be better off.
– Sergey Brin

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories.
– Laurie Anderson

Excellence matters, and technology advances so fast that the potential for improvement is tremendous. So, since becoming CEO again, I’ve pushed hard to increase our velocity, improve our execution, and focus on the big bets that will make a difference in the world.
– Larry Page

Technology is an inherent democratizer. Because of the evolution of hardware and software, you’re able to scale up almost anything. It means that in our lifetime everyone may have tools of equal power.
– Sergey Brin

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