An American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms.
Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.
– Mason Cooley
Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence. – Mason Cooley
Love talks and talks. Lust is brief and to the point. – Mason Cooley
Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken. – Mason Cooley
Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation. – Mason Cooley
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. – Mason Cooley
Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.
No dignity without distance. – Mason Cooley
Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children.
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining. – Mason Cooley
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. – Mason Cooley
Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted. – Mason Cooley
Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley
A sense of blessedness comes from a change of heart, not from more blessings. – Mason Cooley
Faith moves mountains but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. – Mason Cooley
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. – Mason Cooley
I may forget my dignity, but you may not. – Mason Cooley
Charity does not like arithmetic; selfishness worships it. – Mason Cooley
After rejection – misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere. – Mason Cooley
Sometimes I discover I have changed my mind because I have forgotten what I used to think. – Mason Cooley
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