Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd- al- Kadir

All you need is love and more coffee.

OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

Known blood types are O, A, B, AB… Mine is C… Stands for Coffee!

Submitted by: jovencius

Coffee is the best medicine for the stressed people.

Submitted by: agent_mickey

A typical day in my life – Sleepless in the night > headache throughout the next day > coffee to overcome the headache > sleepless due to too much coffee!

Submitted by: Milind G

If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

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