Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
;)

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
– Albert Camus

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb