Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
;)

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
– Albert Camus

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb

Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.

Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Coffee…one sip at a time…

Coffee is like drinking sunshine!

Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.

Yes, I’m a coffee addict and I’m proud of it!

I can do all things through prayer and coffee.

Death before decaf!!!

Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.

Nothing really can be said after the first sip but a desiringly quiet utter of, “mmmm, coffeeee”.