Coffee Quotes and Sayings

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

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I once had a strong relationship with coffee, but it was an up and down grind, that left me in an emotional wreck. All ended on shaky ground, before I dumped it for tea. Now in a calm state, we read books together, listen to classical music, munch on madeleines, and spend time finding art in a sinking sunset. We are tranquil like a bee to a flower. But there are times I can say, that I do miss the sporadic, electric vibrancy coffee and I had; walking on a wire and thrashing down unopened door.
– Anthony Liccione

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Coffee, better than any counterparts.

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A cup of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away.

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Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.

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Start your successful day with a strong coffee.

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Ain’t an addict of coffee, rather coffee is in my DNA, got to keep it at equilibrium, so each sip I make, oh yes, is meant to maintain a balance.

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I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

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Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

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Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

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Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

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With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

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You’ve drunk the right amount of coffee when you can sneeze with your eyes open.

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On your mark
– ready?
– steady
– coffee!

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Coffee: My way to start the day right!

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There’s more depression in my life than there should be; so I drink my cup of coffee.

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Your favorite music with a cup of coffee can change your mood in a small amount of time.

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All you need is love and more coffee.

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It’s always coffee time.

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My blood type is coffee.

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Today’s To Do:
1. Get up
2. Make coffee
3. Drink coffee
4. Make more coffee

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Some coffee + Some thinking = Some great ideas

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OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder

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Coffee drinkers make better lovers.

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Coffee: The most important meal of the day.

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It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry

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The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
– Sir James Mackintosh

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I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub

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The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.

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Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

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You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

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If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

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If you see me up then I must’ve had a cup.

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Coffee is like drinking sunshine!

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Coffee is like alcohol they are both addictive but you can only drink one while your driving.

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I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

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I can’t help but ponder if the bean in jack and the bean stalk, just had to be a coffee bean, no other kind of bean could take you to a golden egg.

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Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
;)

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I can do all things through prayer and coffee.

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Coffee is my happiness and productivity and it is the key of my successful life.

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There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

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You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

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Death before decaf!!!

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Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.

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No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.:)

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Of the many ways to make a good cup of coffee, sheer accident is as good as any.

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Life without coffee is a life not lived.

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Coffee helps me become sane and sensible, the absent of coffee in a day is the absence of the whole me.

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I’m not human until I’ve had a coffee … Well, maybe 3 or 4.;- )

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