Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Submitted by: Somebody... on October 5, 2007

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.

Submitted by: hilary on June 4, 2013

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

Submitted by: Tiffany on January 26, 2008

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

Submitted by: polk-a-dot princess on November 3, 2013

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Submitted by: aprilchimes on July 30, 2013

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Submitted by: maryam on August 22, 2009

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Submitted by: Anita on March 4, 2009

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

Submitted by: Shelly Bean on July 10, 2009

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Submitted by: Matthew on January 17, 2013

Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Submitted by: Eman on May 10, 2008

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Submitted by: juanita on June 8, 2011

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Submitted by: aprilchimes on July 30, 2009

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

Submitted by: Millibuilder on May 9, 2008

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb


You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.

Submitted by: shortnsassy31 on July 27, 2012

Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!

Submitted by: chjs on August 31, 2007

Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

Submitted by: Laura on October 23, 2010

Behind every successful woman a substantial amount of coffee.

Submitted by: xena on October 6, 2010

Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.

Submitted by: mwn on March 30, 2010

Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

Submitted by: eman on May 10, 2008

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Coffee…one sip at a time…

Submitted by: Rachii on October 26, 2007

Coffee is like drinking sunshine!

Submitted by: Helen on August 5, 2013

Yes, I’m a coffee addict and I’m proud of it!

Submitted by: addiction on August 5, 2009

Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.

Submitted by: tiffany on June 23, 2012

Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.

Submitted by: jakeinabox on November 17, 2008

Nothing really can be said after the first sip but a desiringly quiet utter of, “mmmm, coffeeee”.

Submitted by: LilyAngel on April 13, 2008

I can do all things through prayer and coffee.

Submitted by: Carrie Myers on April 11, 2013

Death before decaf!!!

Submitted by: eric on July 7, 2012

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