Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Submitted by: Somebody... on October 5, 2007

Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.

Submitted by: hilary on June 4, 2013

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

Submitted by: Tiffany on January 26, 2008

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

Submitted by: polk-a-dot princess on November 3, 2013

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Submitted by: aprilchimes on July 30, 2013

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure

Submitted by: maryam on August 22, 2009

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Submitted by: Anita on March 4, 2009

There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…
coffee talk, and pillow talk.
They should both be warm, and sweet.

Submitted by: Shelly Bean on July 10, 2009

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Submitted by: Matthew on January 17, 2013

Coffee: The gasoline of life.
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Submitted by: Eman on May 10, 2008

There are so many things I need in life…but right now the most important one is my cup of coffee!!!!!!

Submitted by: juanita on June 8, 2011

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

Submitted by: aprilchimes on July 30, 2009

Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

Submitted by: Millibuilder on May 9, 2008

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb

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