Cowboy Quotes and Sayings
If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse
We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
It’s the bulls and blood, dust and mud, and the roar of a Sunday crowd.
Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Ain’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
The cowboy is a patriot.
You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.
Shoot Low Sheriff! He’s ridin a Shetland!
a cowboy is the cutest boy ive ever seen!
Best start putting first things first, coz when your hour glass runs outta sand you cant turn it over and start again.
i rather fall off a horse, then fall in love with a boy!<3 <3
if you are a cowboy true cowboy u woulden’t go shopping for clothes u would have someone else do it for you.
in every cowboys life he gets himself a god horse a good woman and a good loop!
There never was a comboy who couldn’t be throwed; there never was a horse who couldn’t be rode.
-Cowboy proverb
i’d gladly trade 8 seconds for a lifetime of watching from the stands.
love guts & glory, 1 mortals chance at fame , his legacy is rodeo and cowboy is his name
are you gonna cowboy up or lie there and bleed??
A cowboy is not a cowboy without rodeo. Rodeo is not a rodeo with out a cowboy.