Facebook Status Quotes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Trust me I am a liar.
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.