Facebook Status Quotes

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Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Facebook Status Quote: Got a problem with me? Solve it....

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Submitted by: bailey
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Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

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Submitted by: joy
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My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

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Submitted by: Wally
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Submitted by: amal
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I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY
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Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann
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If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

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Submitted by: Ammad mustafa
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Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Submitted by: petat
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Submitted by: randhir mann
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Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood
23

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank
25

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Submitted by: awesomeee
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…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:
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Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi
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My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku
71

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

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Submitted by: Lewis
38

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes
23

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo
17

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo
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I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa
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Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.

Submitted by: Corinna
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle
60

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Submitted by: Mark Redd
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
20

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa

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