Facebook Status Quotes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: amal on December 23, 2010

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Submitted by: Wally on December 2, 2013

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Submitted by: bailey on May 30, 2012

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

Submitted by: joy on October 9, 2013
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That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

Submitted by: Ammad mustafa on April 28, 2013

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil on September 16, 2009

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY on September 10, 2010

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann on October 6, 2010

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal on March 12, 2010
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I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Submitted by: Lewis on April 12, 2010

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood on October 9, 2010

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes on April 5, 2010

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Submitted by: Mark Redd on March 23, 2010

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