Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
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