Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
Love is blind.
Please be kind.
If I kiss you please don’t mind. ;)
Ma’am you’re the cause of global warming, What about the poor Polar Bears?
Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..
If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!
The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
I’m going to Alaska you wanna come…cos you’re so hot you’ll keep me warm.
Girl, your feet must be hurtin’ cause you have been runnin’ through my mind all day long.
I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
Heres something a guy said to my sis
“do you have a band- aid”
“cause I just cut myself falling for you <3″
i thought it was reeally cutee
I think heaven lost an angel
I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!
The world is going sugar- free! You stole all the sugar!
Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!
I am not perfect but when we are together this makes me awesome.
Wanna grow old with me?
Someone please call the police, cos it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Your so hot, that I couldn’t tell that it was the middle of winter.
Hey did it hurt?
– did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven
Baby you must be a lighter cause you turn me on..
The police are looking for you to arrest you.
Cos you stole my heart.
My boyfriend said this to me.
Me: I don’t know what to talk about.
My Bf: Lets talk about how beautiful you are. <3
If you were an island…could I explore you.
Do you have the time?
No. I mean the time to write down your number for me.
Hey, I’m in Club Awesome,
But you should be in Club Beautiful.