Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

Are you a bank? If you are let me deposit my heart to you.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anybody else.

I’m not feeling myself today, so can I feel you?

I was so captivated by your body language I felt I had to come talk to you.

It’s impossible for you to do anything without looking beautiful.

Boy: Hey baby you’re hot
Girl: Yeah so get the hell away before you get burned.

If I kiss you and you don’t like it, you can always return it.

Boy: Hey! mind doing me a favor?
Girl: Sure what is it?
Boy: Stand still and close your eyes.
Girl: (does what he said)
Boy: *kisses her*

Boy: Kissing burns 7.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Girl: Are you saying I’m fat?

Boy: What’s your name?
Girl: Mrs. Whatever-your-last-name-is.

If you ask me what is on mind I will always have the same answer, you.

Baby your face look familiar, are you my guiding angel?

I must be a light bulb because you just turned me on.

How to get a bloody nose:
I may not be the best looking guy here but I’m the only one talking to you.

It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

Girl: I’m fat
Boy: You’re ugly
Girl: What?
Boy: I thought we were stating things that aren’t true?

Boy: We should have a meal together sometime.
Girl: Ok
Boy: How about breakfast tomorrow?

Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see.

Boy: Do you need some water.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause you’re on fire tonight!

Love is blind.
Please be kind.
If I kiss you please don’t mind. ;)

Flirting is not my style it’s my attitude.

You like being alone. So do I. But can we do it together?

They call me john. But you can call me anytime.

Flirting is a single person’s way of saying “I’m free!” but for those in relationships, it’s their way of saying “I’m bored”.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Flirt shamelessly and get free drinks.

There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away. My dear Valentine.

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