Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd
28

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby
6

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd
24

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM
21

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer
6

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson
99

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty
20

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli
62

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam
10

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike
9

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28
13

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28

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