Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.