Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.