Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.