Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair
22

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM
33

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby
15

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM
9

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd
27

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM
24

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer
102

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty
27

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli
63

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam
20

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike
20

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28
12

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson
15

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28

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