Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings | Golfing Humor

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

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My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.

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If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

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Golf is a nice relaxing way to get frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.

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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned that’s just where men go to let go of there anger.

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Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

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Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
– Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

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A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope

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