Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. -Erving Goffman
A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. -Herman Wouk
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. – Will Rogers
Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -Daniel Defoe
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they’re useless. – Dave Barry
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy. -Steven LaTourette
The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose. -William Simon
We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. -Bill Archer
The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government. – James Madison
There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure. -Dan Bennett
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some. -Martin A. Sullivan
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related. – J.C. Watts, Jr.
The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness… but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable. – Steve Maraboli
Taxation is the price which civilized communities pay for the opportunity of remaining civilized. -Albert Bushnell Hart
There is no such thing as a good tax. – Winston Churchill
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