Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
- Joey Adams
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
I once prayed to God for a car, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
- Honoré de Balzac
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
- Bertrand Russell
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
- Oliver Goldsmith
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- W. C. Fields
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman