Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 5
When you’re working in the hive, you have but two choices. To bee, or not to bee.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you’re in trouble.
We have fought for our freedom, then we begin to accumulate laws to take it away from ourself.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
- Jimmy Buffett
Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
You can’t spell families, without “lies”.
Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.
East or West, Home is best
…”I see you’ve not been to North”
A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy and go to sleep, but a horror night is when your teddy hugs you back!!!! =)
I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away.
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
When you are at the end of your rope…tie a knot and swing :)
Must Do: Make a to- do list
Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Let’s just pretend I’m the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.
I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count… And those who can’t.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
- Albert Einstein