Doug Larson Quotes

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice
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Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
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The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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