Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. – Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. – Scott Adams
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster. – Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott Adams
There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. – Scott Adams
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. – Scott Adams
The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong. – Scott Adams
I love you like a fat kid loves cake. – Scott Adams
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that’s O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. – Scott Adams
Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo. – Scott Adams
Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness. – Scott Adams
I believe in karma… that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. – Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. – Scott Adams
The best things in life are silly. – Scott Adams
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero. – Scott Adams
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. – Scott Adams
How can one part be more important if each part is completely necessary? – Scott Adams
If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power. – Scott Adams
You can change only what people know, not what they do. – Scott Adams
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